Your Tank Top Don’t Make Me Go Mamasaurus! is ready to order!
If you’re a mother, you know a lot is riding on you.
Are you a mom with an endless to-do list?
Is there an unappreciative brood nipping at you for constant attention?
Added to that, are they constantly making more things for you to do?
When too much starts riding on you, you don’t have to say a word.
Just put on your Tank Top and the world will get the message.
No doubt, you’ll set the boundaries and the mood with this beautiful, colorful and carnivorous Tank Top produced exclusively in Heinessight labs near Seattle, Washington.
This exclusive Heinessight design took 65 million years to produce but you can get it a little sooner through our partners at TeePublic.
Heinessight is proud to throw mothers around the world a helping hand.
I hope this pre-historic panorama of pleasing colors and pre-emptive pronouncement of the possibility you might pounce on your progeny if they pursue their present path of pestering will protect your psychological profile.
That’s right! The Tank Top Don’t Make Me Go Mamasaurus! can be yours today!